sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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