I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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