i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I booty called her while she was in labor.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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