Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I just found a bag of teeth...
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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