What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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