i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
i dont even know how to be here
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Randomize
