I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
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