ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Randomize
