she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
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