i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
no you cant smoke seaweed
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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