I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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