But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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