do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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