When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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