The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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