I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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