Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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