sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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