we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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