Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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