roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Randomize
