YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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