There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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