I just made out with a guy for $7.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Randomize