Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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