but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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