oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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