i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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