how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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