I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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