I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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