it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
This is classic penis vs brain.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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