i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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