Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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