i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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