Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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