Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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