I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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