Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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