i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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