Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
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