Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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