somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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