absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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