I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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