I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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