So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
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