She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
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