Sponge bath it is.
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Sacagawea was the original milf.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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