i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
I just cut my nipple shaving
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
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