Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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