I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
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