What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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