doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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